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Universal Truths — Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 9, 2009
eGrumps message to his kids: I’ve always been nice to you because I know you’ll pick out my nursing home.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you are not getting any.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Your reality check will bounce.
Fax is stranger than fiction (I can’t believe I added that)
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