Another basic of eGrumps philosophy: “If all else fails, lower your standards.”
Living on this earth is expensive, but it does involve a free trip around the sum.
Favorite Saying: Procrastinate Later
Love is free. It’s diapers that are expensive.
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
The computer revolution is over – the computers won.
Atheists have no faith in themselves.
If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast and cheap.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comment (from eGrumps) — December 7th and 8th
Another basic of eGrumps philosophy: “If all else fails, lower your standards.”
Living on this earth is expensive, but it does involve a free trip around the sum.
Favorite Saying: Procrastinate Later
Love is free. It’s diapers that are expensive.
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
The computer revolution is over – the computers won.
Atheists have no faith in themselves.
If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast and cheap.
________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, December 7th, 2009 at 10:00 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.