Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 5, 2009

eGrumps problem: He knows he’s getting old. He’s sitting in the rocking chair and can’t start it.

There’s no future in time travel.

You! Off my planet.

Everyone thinks I am psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

“Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit.” (the IRS)

We do precision guesswork.

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