Noah’s most famous quotation: “Scattered showers my ass!”
Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one of them.
Who are those kids and why are they calling me Dad?
So many freaks. So few circuses.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.
“Doctor, doctor. You’ve got to help me- I just can’t stop my hands shaking.”
“Do you drink a lot?”
“Not really – I spill most of it.”
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One-Line Jokes, Humor and Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — December 4, 2009
Noah’s most famous quotation: “Scattered showers my ass!”
Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one of them.
Who are those kids and why are they calling me Dad?
So many freaks. So few circuses.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.
“Doctor, doctor. You’ve got to help me- I just can’t stop my hands shaking.”
“Do you drink a lot?”
“Not really – I spill most of it.”
_________________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 at 8:16 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comment, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.