Computers have achieved immortality (so far) – Hence so many computer jokes:
1. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
2. Computers are only human.
3. hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
4. Famous error message: “Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
5. You might have mail.
6. Press any key …. NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE.
7. The Microsoft motto: “We’re the leaders. Wait for us.”
8. The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually the Programmer.
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Computer Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — November 28, 2009
Computers have achieved immortality (so far) – Hence so many computer jokes:
1. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
2. Computers are only human.
3. hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
4. Famous error message: “Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
5. You might have mail.
6. Press any key …. NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE.
7. The Microsoft motto: “We’re the leaders. Wait for us.”
8. The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually the Programmer.
_______________________________________________________
Tags: Computers, Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Saturday, November 28th, 2009 at 2:07 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.