eGrumps heritage: He claims to be self made, but his friends (both of them) claim he is machine made. (Editorial Comment: What do they know. If they were smart they wouldn’t be my friends.)
He doesn’t sleep because of worry. He worries about not sleeping.
She’s a Hollywood starlet, and she owes everything to the movie mogul who made her.
People who live in glass houses should take out insurance.
A pessimist is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
I knew a girl who believed in the two-party system – one in the afternoon and one at night.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — November 6, 2009
eGrumps heritage: He claims to be self made, but his friends (both of them) claim he is machine made. (Editorial Comment: What do they know. If they were smart they wouldn’t be my friends.)
He doesn’t sleep because of worry. He worries about not sleeping.
She’s a Hollywood starlet, and she owes everything to the movie mogul who made her.
People who live in glass houses should take out insurance.
A pessimist is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
I knew a girl who believed in the two-party system – one in the afternoon and one at night.
______________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, Pithy Comment
This entry was posted on Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 8:30 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy Comments, Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.