eGrumps’ Mother speaking to him when he was a mere child: “Every family tree always produces nuts.” (“Boy, was she right!” Mrs. eGrumps)(“Did I ask you?” eGrumps)
Nowadays a miser is one who lives within his income.
The dull thing about taking the straight and narrow path is you never run into any of your friends.
He has the awful flower disease….he’s a blooming idiot.
No matter how busy people are, they always have time to stop and tell you how busy they are.
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Jokes, Humor & Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) — October 22, 2009
eGrumps’ Mother speaking to him when he was a mere child: “Every family tree always produces nuts.” (“Boy, was she right!” Mrs. eGrumps)(“Did I ask you?” eGrumps)
Nowadays a miser is one who lives within his income.
The dull thing about taking the straight and narrow path is you never run into any of your friends.
He has the awful flower disease….he’s a blooming idiot.
No matter how busy people are, they always have time to stop and tell you how busy they are.
__________________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Jokes, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 at 7:59 pm and is filed under Humor, Laughter, Pithy, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.