Important Announcement: In conformity with the proposed FTC guidlines regarding disclosure, eGrumps has agreed to disclose any freebies or other promotional consideration he receives in connection with products mentioned on his web sites. It’s a matter which is long overdue and eGrumps personally endorses it. He has urged his fellow bloggers to come clean and report not only future payoffs, but past ones as well. The fact that no one has even offered him any consideration or freebies of any type, and probably never will, has nothing to do with his position. It is a matter of principle with him. Way to go, FTC!!!!
Of course, if someone makes an offer, he may reconsider his position and perhaps even change his archaic principles and endorse the First Amendment to the U. S. Constituion. There is no sense in being dogmatic about these things. Ford, Chrysler, GM, Mercedes, Lexus, Toyota, all auto manufacturers - do you hear? Are you listening? I’ll change – make eGrumps an offer, any offer, and we will talk. Truth be known, eGrumps can be had – at the right price. Actually, at any price.
A few one-liners later today – maybe, perhaps, could be. Check back later – say around 1:00 Pacific Daylight Time. In the unlikely even that I am still sober, I’ll post something.
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October 6, 2009
Important Announcement: In conformity with the proposed FTC guidlines regarding disclosure, eGrumps has agreed to disclose any freebies or other promotional consideration he receives in connection with products mentioned on his web sites. It’s a matter which is long overdue and eGrumps personally endorses it. He has urged his fellow bloggers to come clean and report not only future payoffs, but past ones as well. The fact that no one has even offered him any consideration or freebies of any type, and probably never will, has nothing to do with his position. It is a matter of principle with him. Way to go, FTC!!!!
Of course, if someone makes an offer, he may reconsider his position and perhaps even change his archaic principles and endorse the First Amendment to the U. S. Constituion. There is no sense in being dogmatic about these things. Ford, Chrysler, GM, Mercedes, Lexus, Toyota, all auto manufacturers - do you hear? Are you listening? I’ll change – make eGrumps an offer, any offer, and we will talk. Truth be known, eGrumps can be had – at the right price. Actually, at any price.
A few one-liners later today – maybe, perhaps, could be. Check back later – say around 1:00 Pacific Daylight Time. In the unlikely even that I am still sober, I’ll post something.
__________________________________________
Tags: Humor, Jokes One Line, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Satire, Wit
This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 at 8:38 am and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.