Perfect definition of eGrumps – an egotist. An egotist is, of course, a man who thinks of himself first and thinks of himself second.
The man who doesn’t entertain evil thoughts on sex, is probably letting them entertain him.
The earth is a temporary lodging for the living, and a permanent residence for the dead.
An eccentric is a person who is to rich to be called a crackpot.
On a date, a good girl is good, but a bad date is better.
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October 4, 2009
Perfect definition of eGrumps – an egotist. An egotist is, of course, a man who thinks of himself first and thinks of himself second.
The man who doesn’t entertain evil thoughts on sex, is probably letting them entertain him.
The earth is a temporary lodging for the living, and a permanent residence for the dead.
An eccentric is a person who is to rich to be called a crackpot.
On a date, a good girl is good, but a bad date is better.
_____________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Saturday, October 3rd, 2009 at 8:37 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comment, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.