eGrumps favorite pithy comment of the day – from Will Rogers: “The schools ain’t what they used to be and never was.”
“The whole of government consists in the art of being honest.” (Thomas Jefferson) (This was written some time ago and today is being ignored by most governments – eGrumps)”Jefferson was an optimist” (eGrumps)
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
There are three chief causes of divorce in America: (1) men, (2) women and (3) marriage.
A joint checking account is never overdrawn by the wife. It is just under-deposited by the husband.
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October 3, 2009
eGrumps favorite pithy comment of the day – from Will Rogers: “The schools ain’t what they used to be and never was.”
“The whole of government consists in the art of being honest.” (Thomas Jefferson) (This was written some time ago and today is being ignored by most governments – eGrumps)”Jefferson was an optimist” (eGrumps)
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
There are three chief causes of divorce in America: (1) men, (2) women and (3) marriage.
A joint checking account is never overdrawn by the wife. It is just under-deposited by the husband.
__________________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Saturday, October 3rd, 2009 at 2:07 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comment, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.