A few Pithy Comments written by other people, but borrowed by eGrumps, with appropriate credit for the idiots that wrote them.(All right, they were not idiots, it’s only my inferiority complex coming out – again. Actually, they were all quite smart, more or less.)
“I refused to attend his funeral, but I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.” (M.Twain)
“Cheer up! The worst is yet to come.” (P.C.Johnson)
‘He’d make a lovely corpse.” (Charles Dickens)(Not talking about eGrumps, I presume)
“My brain. It’s my second favorite organ.” (Woody Allen)
“An autobiography is an obituary in serial form, but with the last installment missing.” (Q. Crisp)
“The great thing about race horses is that you don’t need to take them for a walk.” (A. Finney)
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October 2, 2009
A few Pithy Comments written by other people, but borrowed by eGrumps, with appropriate credit for the idiots that wrote them.(All right, they were not idiots, it’s only my inferiority complex coming out – again. Actually, they were all quite smart, more or less.)
“I refused to attend his funeral, but I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.” (M.Twain)
“Cheer up! The worst is yet to come.” (P.C.Johnson)
‘He’d make a lovely corpse.” (Charles Dickens)(Not talking about eGrumps, I presume)
“My brain. It’s my second favorite organ.” (Woody Allen)
“An autobiography is an obituary in serial form, but with the last installment missing.” (Q. Crisp)
“The great thing about race horses is that you don’t need to take them for a walk.” (A. Finney)
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Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Thursday, October 1st, 2009 at 9:56 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.