Happy end-of-the-month to all of you. Thanks for continuing to read my words of wisdom. Keep coming back (maybe it will get better – doubt it). You may not learn anything (Actually “will not learn anything” would be more accurate), but maybe you’ll get a few laughs. Maybe not. Probably not. But – what else have you go to do with your time. eGrumps.
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eGrumps philosophical comment of the day: I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my wife to the airport.
Attention to health is the greatest hindrance to enjoying life.
Did you hear about the girl who was going out with the undertaker? She was sure he only wanted her for her body.
A human being is like a spaceship. They do not come with operating manuals.
eGrumps is determined to stay out of debt. Even if he has to borrow money to do it.
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September 30, 2009
Happy end-of-the-month to all of you. Thanks for continuing to read my words of wisdom. Keep coming back (maybe it will get better – doubt it). You may not learn anything (Actually “will not learn anything” would be more accurate), but maybe you’ll get a few laughs. Maybe not. Probably not. But – what else have you go to do with your time. eGrumps.
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eGrumps philosophical comment of the day: I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my wife to the airport.
Attention to health is the greatest hindrance to enjoying life.
Did you hear about the girl who was going out with the undertaker? She was sure he only wanted her for her body.
A human being is like a spaceship. They do not come with operating manuals.
eGrumps is determined to stay out of debt. Even if he has to borrow money to do it.
_______________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 at 8:59 am and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comment, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.