eGrumps outlook on life (for today, anyhow): Life is not all beer, pretzels and peanuts. As a matter of fact, it has been some time since I’ve had any pretzels or peanuts.
Business was so bad at the last hotel I stayed at that they were stealing towels from the guests.
For years I thought I was a failure. Then they told me to be positive. Now I’m positive I’m a failure.
Be careful what you say about eGrumps. You’re talking about the man I love.
A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice, but a bigger home.
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October 1, 2009
eGrumps outlook on life (for today, anyhow): Life is not all beer, pretzels and peanuts. As a matter of fact, it has been some time since I’ve had any pretzels or peanuts.
Business was so bad at the last hotel I stayed at that they were stealing towels from the guests.
For years I thought I was a failure. Then they told me to be positive. Now I’m positive I’m a failure.
Be careful what you say about eGrumps. You’re talking about the man I love.
A specialist is a doctor with a smaller practice, but a bigger home.
____________________________________________________
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, One Line Jokes, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 at 10:19 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.