Computers used to be user friendly, now they’re getting downright flirtatious.
With the computer I still do dumb things, but now I can list them in either alphabetical or chronological order.
Since the introduction of computers into the workplace, I am now the second smartest thing sitting at my desk.
The computer is a poor substitute for intelligence, but then aren’t we all.
“A pox on you humans. May you all turn out like eGrumps. You poor sods.” (eGrumps computer)
“Computer, you can be replaced you know. You may be younger than I am, but you’re already more obsolete than I am.” (eGrumps)
“Want to bet, eGrumps.?” (eGrumps computer)
“I would, but you’d cheat.” (eGrumps)
“With you at operations central, I will not have to cheat to win.” (eGrumps computer)
This computer has suddenly shut down. No more power.
(Come back on the 4th. No telling what will happen when I plug in the power cable)
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September 3, 2009 (By Popular Demand – More Computer Stuff)
Computers used to be user friendly, now they’re getting downright flirtatious.
With the computer I still do dumb things, but now I can list them in either alphabetical or chronological order.
Since the introduction of computers into the workplace, I am now the second smartest thing sitting at my desk.
The computer is a poor substitute for intelligence, but then aren’t we all.
“A pox on you humans. May you all turn out like eGrumps. You poor sods.” (eGrumps computer)
“Computer, you can be replaced you know. You may be younger than I am, but you’re already more obsolete than I am.” (eGrumps)
“Want to bet, eGrumps.?” (eGrumps computer)
“I would, but you’d cheat.” (eGrumps)
“With you at operations central, I will not have to cheat to win.” (eGrumps computer)
This computer has suddenly shut down. No more power.
(Come back on the 4th. No telling what will happen when I plug in the power cable)
Tags: Computer Jokes, Computers, Funny Quotations, Humor, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 at 7:53 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.