Abandon all hope, you who press ENTER here.
My new printer can produce 200 pages a minute. It certainly cuts down on the paper work.
Salesperson: “The computer will cut your workload by 50%.”
eGrumps: “I’ll take two of them.”
eGrumps has invented the perfect computer. If it makes mistakes, it blames another computer.
They say computers can’t think, but I have one that does. It thinks it’s broken.
(To Be Continued)
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September 2, 2009 (Again, Still More Computer Comments)
Abandon all hope, you who press ENTER here.
My new printer can produce 200 pages a minute. It certainly cuts down on the paper work.
Salesperson: “The computer will cut your workload by 50%.”
eGrumps: “I’ll take two of them.”
eGrumps has invented the perfect computer. If it makes mistakes, it blames another computer.
They say computers can’t think, but I have one that does. It thinks it’s broken.
(To Be Continued)
Tags: Computer Jokes, Computers, Funny Quotations, Humor, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 at 7:51 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.