You know there’s a reason eGrumps has that stupid grin on his face. He is stupid.
A minor operation is one performed on someone else.
“There is so much nudity in film this year, that this year’s Oscar for clothing design will probably go to a dermatologist.” (Phyllis Diller)
Last night I dreamed that I ate a five pound marshmellow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
In my marriage my wife and I agreed never to go to bed mad. We haven’t slept in three weeks.
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August 14, 2009
You know there’s a reason eGrumps has that stupid grin on his face. He is stupid.
A minor operation is one performed on someone else.
“There is so much nudity in film this year, that this year’s Oscar for clothing design will probably go to a dermatologist.” (Phyllis Diller)
Last night I dreamed that I ate a five pound marshmellow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
In my marriage my wife and I agreed never to go to bed mad. We haven’t slept in three weeks.
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Thursday, August 13th, 2009 at 8:43 pm and is filed under Humor, Pithy Comment, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.