Just because eGrumps prefers blondes, that doesn’t make him a gentleman.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love, and find out she has money.
Nothing’s happening. I think life has put me on hold.
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like and do what you’d rather not.” (Mark Twain)
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August 13, 2009
Just because eGrumps prefers blondes, that doesn’t make him a gentleman.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love, and find out she has money.
Nothing’s happening. I think life has put me on hold.
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like and do what you’d rather not.” (Mark Twain)
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Pithy Comment, Wit
This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 at 7:48 pm and is filed under Humor, Nonsense, Pithy Comments, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.