Politics is the art of looking for trouble
finding it, misdiagnosing it,
and the misapplying the wrong remedies
Some man hit my fender
and I told him
“Be fruitful and multiply”
but not in those words.
Dearie, if sex were fast food
there’d be an arch over your bed!
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble
finding it, misdiagnosing it,
and the misapplying the wrong remedies
Some man hit my fender
and I told him
“Be fruitful and multiply”
but not in those words.
Dearie, if sex were fast food
there’d be an arch over your bed!
Tags: Funny Quotations, Humor, Pithy Comment, Politics, Wit
This entry was posted on Monday, April 27th, 2009 at 8:18 pm and is filed under Funny, Humor, Laughter, Nonsense, Pithy, Pithy Comment, Politics, Wit. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.