Poverty -
1. “I’m so poor, I can only steal one line jokes.” (eGrumps)
2. In an ideal world, what I’d like to see is drive-in soup kitchens.
3. There is only one thing money can’t buy — poverty.
4. Poverty is no disgrace, but it is damn inconvenient.
5. “Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” (Groucho Marx.)
6. Without my wife, I’d never be what I am today – broke! (“eGrumps – you’re an idiot” (Mrs. eGrumps))(“I wonder if it is too late to get the money back that I paid for that fat broad who claims to be my wife (eGrumps)
7. “As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.” (Oscar Wilde)
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Bathing Suits, and More (and Less) — Jokes, Humor and Pithy Comments (from eGrumps) – March 15, 2010.
March 15th, 2010‘The girls are wearing less and less on the beach, which is OK for me. My memory is starting to go.” (Bob Hope)
One of my favorite things is to take a nap, especially when I am at the opera.
I have three favorite things. My memory, and I forgot the other two.
I think the judge was slightly biased. Remember, he said, this man is innocent until proven guilty.
The most precious thing we have is life, and it has absolutely no trade in value.
The computer is a poor substitute for intelligence, but then aren’t we all.
My dog has a special beeper. He knows which dogs are in heat over a ten county area.
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